Dec 30, 2006

A Dutchman in Beijing.

(Blogger's note: It is with great difficulty that I write this entry a few months after this event took place, not because of my poor memory of the detailed events that unfolded back then, but because the circumstances of our relationship had turned sour, to say the least. The full scope of this tragic turn for the worse will be revealed in a future posting.)


It snowed this morning like I've never seen it snow before in Beijing. The ground was covered in white, and on this, I set out to pick up a good friend of mine from the airport. I've been looking forward to this day ever since Dutchman emailed me his confirmed Air Canada flight itinerary a few weeks before. I was elated.

I found an Airport Shuttle service with a station that was within walking distance from my apartment back when my CouchSurfing guest, BOCI, flew out of Beijing on his last day here. 16 RMB was all it cost, compared to the 110 RMB it would have cost by taking a taxi.

I got to the airport early enough to see flight AC029 followed by the words "ON TIME" appear on the flight-board change to "ARRIVED" while twiddling my thumbs and trying to find a comfortable place to park my buttock. I thought about making a huge sign out of a large piece of cardboard with "DUTCHMAN" written in multi-coloured sparkle-markers and compete with the limited space at the arrivals gate where a crowd of others queued with their small signs of their own, but I didn't have the time.

After a while, sitting at the very end of the queue watching a stream of black-haired people pour out of the gates, a familiar face, pale in skin-tone, appeared. Nearly a foot taller than every one else, too. I was embraced with a familiar bear hug, shortly after. Something familiar in a foreign place of unfamiliarity. A little piece of Canada.

After taking the shuttle back to the Wudaokou bus stop, I wanted to take the taxi to take us directly to my apartment, as trolling along a suitcase in the slush wasn't our idea of fun. Unfortunately, despite my great effort in waiving my hand in the air, and despite Dutchman's holly "whiteness" and "dashing good looks" (his words, not mine), we walked all the way back. Clara, my flatmate, informed me later that when it snows in Beijing, an unoccupied taxi gets really hard to find. So much for his holiness.

Kim, Moe, Clara, Dutchman, and I got together for a welcoming dinner I had arranged for this evening at a Chinese restaurant called GuoLin, and an evening of relaxation with a bottle of red followed back at my apartment.

Dec 23, 2006

The Happy Accicent.

I was peddling my way to work this evening, when I was stuck by a careless cyclist from the opposite direction, head on.

Chengfu Lu is typically a very congested artery in Wudaokou, with pedestrians, cyclists, and motorists all competing for their momentary space in time on the road. As I mentioned in my earlier blogs, people here could care less about what colour the lights are, as signals are merely street decorations. One would even begin to wonder if vehicles here are equipped with turning signals at all, as they're rarely used, and therefore, rarely seen. To add salt to an already scalding wound, Beijingers (I will refrain from using the broader term, Chinese, as not all Chinese people may behave and act the same way as Beijingers) are absent-minded people. I may be taking a stab in the dark here, but most people around the world instinctively look both ways before crossing the road. Perhaps this is where some would accuse me of looking at things with a "Western-arrogance-view", but I thought this was something that's commonly firmly planted in the brain from early childhood, along with the "don't go running after the ball", and "say thank you".

So there I was, already running late for my next appointment, when I saw this cyclist advancing quickly, swerving in and out like a downhill skier. As there were vehicles to the left of me and pedestrians to the right, all I could do was slow down to minimise the anticipated impact. As soon as it happened, my front tyre went flying in the air with the fork that snapped off the rest of the bike frame. There's something to be said about Chinese engineering, but I'll leave that for another ranting blog entry (Note to self: Do a "Best of Rants" feature or a "Top 10 List" of rants like on Letterman).

After gaining my composure and picking myself off the ground, everyone around me along with the ambient noise faded into oblivion as I focused my attention on this culprit standing before me and started to curse using the most profane of words ever to come out of my otherwise hygienic mouth. I had ceased this string of profanity, however, when this Chinese man who looked to be in his mid 30s, didn't seem to understand any of the words I had said to him in English, thus, not taking any offence. He proceeded to talk to me in Chinese and seemed rather apologetic, to my surprise. From what I heard from others, I learned that Beijingers rarely fault themselves and take full responsibility when confronted with a problem, so when this Chinese cyclist showed compassion and guilt, I could no longer continue with my angry holler. Because of the apparent language barrier between us, I pulled out my mobile and called a friend of mine to translate. And that's when I noticed my bleeding knuckles and the smudges of blood on my valise. When he saw what I saw, he took out a bandage and carefully wrapped it around my wound while I was on the phone.

From the swapping back and forth of my mobile with my bilingual friend on the line, I eventually learned that this guy was really apologetic and wanted to help me reach my destination. He offered me his own bike, which didn't seem to have any damage from the head-on collision, and even offered to have my bike repaired! Who in my situation, could be mad any longer? Hopping on to his red road-warrior, which was actually designed to move with great speed with those handlebars that curl while sitting in that aerodynamic position, we parted ways after exchanging phone numbers. As I was moving forward, I turned to look behind me and saw him carry my bike over his shoulder, front assembly hanging only by brake cords.

After my hard days work, I met up with this guy at the local McDonalds, where we exchanged bikes and had a nice chat over coffee through a friend he brought along as a translator. He turned out to be quite the active character, involved with rowing and cycling. That explained why he looked so fit and strong. He took this literal "run-in" accident as a sort of kismet, excited with the possibility that he could get English lessons through me.

He paid to get my bike back in working order again, with a new fork that's been salvaged from another bike. Light-grey in colour, it is noticeably different from the rest of the black bike frame, but I didn't care. In fact, this made it even easier for me to distinguish my bike from a sea of other bikes.

Perhaps we'll meet again, preferably in a non-accidental way...

Dec 22, 2006

Factory 798 | Christmas Dinner Party.

BOCI informed me about a place called Factory 798 in the Dashanzi district, which a friend of his had said that it was not to be missed. After Googling for it and reading up on what this place was all about, I was surprised, enlightened, and subsequently delighted to learn that this is Beijing's premiere art district in which many artists moved into the abandoned buildings and set up studios and galleries there, creating a community of creatives. And it wasn't just any old abandoned building either. Construction of Factory 798 began as a joint project between the Soviet Union and the People's Republic of China as part of the "Socialist Unification Plan" in the early 1950s. The Bauhaus-designed factories, thanks to East German engineers and architects, produced military and civilian equipment such as the loudspeakers which are still erected at Tian'anmen Square.


Though the transformation from factory to art galleries and studios at Factory 798 wasn't quite like the oyster-shucking plant-turned-chic high-rise condominiums and boutique stores of Yaletown, the metamorphosis of the buildings and the land it sits on was just as amazing. Seeing Mao's propaganda slogans painted on the arched ceilings and the old factory machinery still bolted to the cement floors left me in awe.

The numerous galleries within each offered its own works of art. Some of the more interesting pieces were of the large-scale metal works of which included a very intricate bathtub and shrivelled leaves. Another interesting gallery had a wall of wooden frames with child-like drawings and paintings of various sizes clustered all together covering every square inch of wall space. Even the graffiti on the factory walls had artistic merit, as it was more than just tags. It gave character to the place which would otherwise be only seen as a dusty wasteland of dilapidated buildings, much like most hutongs.

The only comically unusual part about our first-time visit to Factory 798 was when we decided to rest our tired legs and sit down for drinks at a coffee shop, only to find out that they didn't have any water to make coffee or tea. We thought our waitress was pulling our legs but she kept insisting that they had no water and never cracked a smile. Jokingly, I asked if they served the soups listed on the menu, and to our surprise, they did. Since running water is unfit for human consumption here, I figured that they just ran out of bottle water, but what then would they use to make the soups? We didn't want to find out, so we went to the cafe next door instead. With a more inviting European decor to this establishment, we sat down once again and ordered a cappuccino and a glass of ice tea. After the waitress took our orders, she returned to our table 15 minutes later with my ice tea and informed BOCI that his cappuccino couldn't be made because they didn't have any water. Three questions arose: What kind of joke were they playing on us, just what did they use to make my ice tea if it wasn't water, and why didn't she have the common courtesy of informing us about their water shortage at the time of ordering? We got up and left without paying for the ice tea. As we were walking out of the district, there was yet another coffee shop at the mouth of the exit. To try our luck once more, we went in to check it out. It may sound rather unusual to ask if they served coffee in a coffee shop in normal circumstances, but that's exactly what I asked. BOCI got his black coffee, and I enjoyed my vanilla cappuccino.


I had to split with BOCI to pick up my 500 kuai 7 KG turkey at Paul's Steak & Eggs in preparation for the Christmas party this evening. Christmas wouldn't be the same without a turkey dinner, so it was with my insistence and perseverance that I finally managed to seek out a turkey to buy. It's next to impossible finding one here in Beijing (though I did see one walking around at the Beijing zoo). Kim and Max were the early arrivals who showed up before I arrived at my apartment with the turkey. We had about a dozen guests who showed up to party hard, and boy did we have a lot of fun! Friends of Moe and Clara's and friends and students of mine all came together in one small apartment, each bringing a unique dish or snack to contribute to the pot luck, and a small gift for the "Wichteln Gift Exchange".

Food was plentiful, and the cheers and laughter were frequent, rendering the Christmas music I was playing on iTunes almost inaudible. As if we weren't having enough fun already, I unleashed the "Who Am I?" game with names of celebrities, politicians, CEOs, or otherwise famous characters written on a post-it note and stuck it on the backs of each of our guests as they entered through the door.

The rest, I shall leave you with the pictures doing the talking. Enjoy.





Dec 21, 2006

Bonjour, Beihai!

Just 5 days after my walk-about in Houhai with Kim, I took my first-ever CouchSurfing guest from Hungary to the same bar street. The morning sun was casting its rays upon the frozen lake through the haze and entertained the ice-skaters enough to carve out a ying-yang symbol with their blades.

BOCI and I noticed something unusual on the ice as we circled the lake. Walking closer, we noticed the silhouette were that of wooden chairs on miniature skis! I'm not sure how thrilling one would have skating across a pond while sitting on a chair, but you've got to hand it to the Chinese for honing their entrepreneurial skills and looking for every opportunity to make a quick kuai.

Passing the ubiquitous Starbucks out of Houhai, we continued our trek South to Beihai Park, home of the White Pagoda, for some more great scenery. The late afternoon sun was quickly setting so we made a beeline up the hill to see the pagoda. Sadly, it was closed to curious tourists for the day so we had to be content with looking at it from the outside, up close. The view from above commanded a somewhat impressive view of our surroundings, though. But without the warmth of the sunlight, the canvas was rather opaque.


Dec 16, 2006

Hi-Ho, Houhai!

Houhai is the name given to the north part of the body of water that's a stones' throw away from the Forbidden City. The body of water which is divided into two parts, Houhai and Beihai (Back Ocean and Front Ocean, respectively), is in fact, not an ocean, but rather, a lake.

It's not just any old lake though. This one's surrounded by hutongs, many of which has been upgraded to support the large number of foreigners and tourists that frequent the areas' historic charms of yore to the bustling nightlife of bars, pubs, and clubs at night. And yes, there's a Starbucks here too, decked out in hutong style right at the mouth of the bar street.

It was friggin' cold when Kim and I set out to explore this part of town but we braved the wind-chill and found our way to a neat little pizza place, appropriately called Hutong Pizza, for something to warm our hands, and body. You'd never guess it at first sight, but this place made great pizza! It didn't come in the traditionally round shape, but rather, in a rectangular arrangement cut into many wedges.

Most of Houhai lake was frozen over, but in one small area, we had witnessed a couple old men swimming in it wearing nothing but swimming trunks! They kept us amused for a short while.

Because of the high concentration of tourists in the area, many of the local merchants offering everything from pirated DVDs, Lady Bars, massage services, cheap trinkets of sorts, and rickshaw tour guides spoke just enough broken-English to convey to passing tourists of their offerings. And boy were they annoying. Like flies drawn to a pile of steaming shit, these merchants swarmed around Kim and I who were all offering us the same things of little value. I'm bringing a can of RAID on my return.

Moving away from Houhai, we headed for JingShan Park for a scenic panoramic view of the Forbidden City and the rest of Beijing from high atop a mountain. Located directly and immediately behind the Forbidden City on a man-made hill, this perspective also offered a great view of Beihai park with the Tibetan styled White Dagoba . The five pavilions situated on the hills of JingShan Park once housed unique Buddha statues representing values such as Happiness and Virtue. Unfortunately, four of the five buddhas were stolen by the Eight-power Allied Forces in the 1900, and the remaining one was badly damaged.

Coming down the hill, we observed the very tree in which the last Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Chongzhen, hung himself from. Couldn't have picked a better place myself.





Dec 14, 2006

The UPS Delivery.

I went to answer the knocking on my door this morning and was surprised to see a delivery man standing with a parcel in his arms addressed to me. "From whom could this be from?" I questioned as I quickly signed the release papers and sent the delivery man off with a "Zaijen!"

Rotating the parcel around probing for the senders name and address, I found that it was from Jamie Knight! I couldn't contain my excitement and tore the wrapping off the box like as if it was Christmas morning. And there it was... a Nine West shoe box with a beautifully painted painting of a grand Christmas tree with a shimmering star on top.

Inside the box was full of treats and treasures from many of my dear friends at the VSC. The present included the following items:

  • A 100 ml jar of Canadian Maple Syrup
  • A box of Kraft Dinner
  • 2 rolls of Mentos
  • 2 packs of Tic-Tacs
  • A PEZ dispenser with 3 packs of PEZ candies
  • Hand-made soap
  • A hand-painted angel on cardboard
  • Small Christmas tree ornaments from Shoppers Drug Mart
  • A mini penguin picture frame ornament
  • A Starbucks Coffee card with $5 CDN on it
  • A proverbial 'Lump O' Coal' candies

Also included was an itemised list of the shoe box's contents, just in case anything was to be "burglarised by Customs". There was also a Christmas card signed by Jamie, James, Norm, Sigrid, Jay, Amy, and Leslie with messages written all over the inside covering every inch! And for some reason, They've also humourously stuck on the card Norm's scratch-protective lens seal from his new camera phone which they apparently made him take off. If that wasn't enough, someone had the ingenuity to use 16 crumpled pieces of orange paper (all numbered) with quirky notes, wisdom, and questions written on them as protective padding for everything that was in the shoe box. As I sat on the edge of my bed reading each and every one of them, tears of joy and laughter started welling in my eyes.

Here they are in its glory:

  1. WE LOVE YOU ED!
  2. Don't drink the water
  3. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  4. I SEE CHINESE PEOPLE!
  5. Whoever laughs last thinks slowest
  6. Keep hydrated
  7. Is living in China the same as living in Richmond?
  8. If you go to a liquor store, do they have more than just rice wine?
  9. What do you call Chinese food in China?
  10. Ed, are there are a lot of people in China? Have you met them all? What is the dominant religion? Do they celebrate Christmas? Are you now Chinese? Merry Christmas :)
  11. So which way do the toilets flush?
  12. Ed: the white block is soap. Don't use before Dec. 25th
  13. Xiao Edwin. Ni hao ma? Ta shi zhongoran zai Starbucks ni chi fan cha ma? Ni xihuan zhongoran ma?
  14. If you are 1/2 Chinese & 1/2 Japanese, do you hate yourself?
  15. Don't take candy from strangers
  16. (wish we could send you) Lucky Money $

And here are my responses:

  1. I LOVE YOU ALL TOO! MISS YOU LOTS!
  2. Certainly not tap water! I stand by the boil-water advisory.
  3. Hahahha!
  4. I WISH THERE WEREN'T SO MANY!
  5. It's hard to tell a joke in English here...
  6. And that's good advice, given that the air here is so dry and polluted.
  7. It's worse. There's more of them here. Many more...
  8. Clever, Norm!
  9. There's a restaurant called Yummy Oriental. And I thought eating dogs was bad enough...
  10. A shit-load of 'em. Impossible to meet them all! Buddhism? Some do, but the meaning is lost with them. NEVER! And to you too.
  11. Mine has trouble flushing, so I don't know. It always leaves a treat in the bowl.
  12. No wonder it didn't taste so good!
  13. Wo ye hen hao! Wo bu shi dao!
  14. Who said I'm 1/2 Chinese? (Denial's not just a river in Egypt!)
  15. Damn...
  16. So why didn't you? =p
Thank you all for making my Christmas 2006 the best I've ever had! You mean the world to me and I can't wait to see you all in 2007!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL, AND HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!!